Raw #3

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Lawler: Hello everybody! And welcome to Raw!

Cole: Yes thank you all for joining us here tonight, we've got a great night ahead of us just on the cusp of No Way Out!

Lawler: Yeup! This is the LAST stop on the way to No Way Out! I can't wait! The animal will feast on Punk! We also have some giant news for you! It has just been told to us that Kane and Shawn Michaels will go one on one at No Way Out!

Cole: Now I have word that Kofi Kingston is backstage with Joey Styles...



Styles: Hi everybody, Im joined here backstage with the one and only Kofi Kingston! Now Kofi! You hit Del Rio with a trouble in paradise last week on Raw after you and Batista picked up the win over the two champions...what made you do that?



Kingston: Well Joey, you see...Del Rio just got throw into the Intercontinental Championship match back at the Rumble...no he didn't earn it...so you know what I did! I sent him a message...im putting myself in the Intercontinental Championship picture!



Kingston: Yeah! That's right you heard me! Im coming for the Intercontinental Championship!...And guess when! I spoke with Teddy Long! And he has given me a Intercontinental Championship match at No Way Out!



Lawler: Wow! What an interview from Kofi there...

Cole: Yeup we know now yet another match for No Way Out!

Lawler: It's sure looking like its going to be a great pay per view!





Lawler: Here comes John Cena...

Cole: Yeup and he's got a mic in his hand! He's got something to say!



Cole: Not sure what he has to say...but I bet you it has something to do with the world's strongest man...



*Fans Cheer!*

Lawler: These fans love Cena!




John Cena: We've all seen Mark Henry take out superstars week after week...it's quite boring honestly...blah blah blah...world's strongest man...we know!...but guess what Henry! I can do what you do! I can take out superstars in the ring! Watch!



John Cena: Bring out my opponent!







Lawler: So we are going to see Darren Young take on Cena right now?



Cole: Here we go!





Mark Henry: Hold up! Hold up! Hold up! What just a moment here...this doesn't impress me...this doesn't impress me at all! You know what would impress me Cena! Take on Darren Young in a no disqualification match!



Cole: Well there we go...

Lawler: I guess its a no DQ match now!



*DING DING DING*



Cole: Cena runs at Darren...



Cole: And hits him with a clothesline...



Lawler: We see Mark Henry watches closely...



Cole: Yeup he's got his eyes on Cena!



Cole: Now Cena grabs Young...



Cole: He lifts him up high!



Cole: Slams him down! What a move!



Lawler: Cena has some bad intentions for Young now!



Cole: He's settin him up...



Cole: Darren Young is out of it...



Lawler: HERE WE GO!




Lawler: FU!



Lawler: What the hell is Mark Henry doing in the ring!



Cole: It's a no disqualification match remember King?



Cole: Uh oh...



Cole: World's strongest slam!



Lawler: And now he grabs Darren Young...



Cole: He throws him ontop of Cena...



Cole: He's now even pinning down Darren Young ontop of John Cena.



Ref Counts...
1...
2...



3!





Gene Okerlund: Here is your winner...Darren Young!



Cole: Wow Mark Henry just sent a massive Message to John Cena heading into No Way Out...



Lawler: Im sad to say this..but im not sure Cena can beat Mark Henry...

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Styles: I am now here backstage with The Miz and The Big Show...Shomiz!!! Now you to...who do you think Eddie Guerrero will choose for his tag team partner for this sunday? What is your strategy going into a match where you only know half of the team you're taking on?



The Miz: Well Joey...do you not understand that beside me...is the largest athlete in the world? This man is 7ft tall...and weight 500lbs...and myself am just simply awesome? You need to understand that it doesn't matter who Eddie Guerrero chooses...there is no possible way him and anybody can defeate me and The Big Show in that ring!



The Miz: And Yes! At No Way Out Sho Miz will be the NEW WWE Tag Team Champions! And do you know why? I'll tell you why...because im the Miz! and IMMMM AWWWESSOME!

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Lawler: Here comes the Heart Break Kid!



Cole: And he's got something to say!



Lawler: Im sure he does have something to say after finding out earlier tonight that he will be taking on the big red machine at No Way Out!



Cole: And I expect that match to be one of the better matches of the night!



Lawler: Let's hear what he has to say!



Shawn Michaels: Alright, alright, alright...The Big Red Monster Kane and I will be going one on one at No Way Out! This all started because he believes that I cost him his chance at the WWE Championship! Now you see this is where we dis...





Cole: And here's Kane!



Lawler: He's already had enough of Shawn Michaels...he's coming to speak to him himself...



Cole: I would not want to be Shawn Michaels right now...



Lawler: Neither would I...



Kane: Listen up Michaels! You know you were the reason that Im not challenging for the WWE Championship! You stand no chance agaisn't me at No Way Out and you know it!



Shawn Michaels: You have no respect do you?! Who do you think you are! It's time for you to eat your words you know that! Last week you attacked me! You beat my face in with one of those microphones...



Kane: That's right I did...and guess what...it felt amazing! It felt great to beat down a lowlife like you!



Shawn Michaels: Who are you calling a lowlife! Just because you know you can't get to the title picture you have to attack me...you know what Kane! Im tired of this!...



Cole: Wait what!



Lawler: Sweet Chin Music!



Lawler: That's payback from last week! Kane is out!





Cole: Yup, and they will collide at No Way Out!

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Cole: We are back!

Lawler: Yup!...and wow im looking at the No Way Out Card and im thoroughly impressed! we've got the WWE Tag Team Championship match between The Miz and The Big Show...taking on Eddie Guerrero and his choice of a partner!

Cole: Then we've got the Intercontinental Championship match between Kofi Kingston and Alberto Del Rio!

Lawler: Then one of my favorites! Kane taking on Shawn Michaels...which is sure to be a hell of a match as those men do NOT like eachother!

Cole: We've got John Cena taking on the undefeated Mark Henry.

Lawler: And then our main event! We have CM Punk defending his WWE Championship agaisnt "The Animal" Batista!

Cole: Wow! I can't wait for No Way Out!

Lawler: Neither can I! But now lets get down to the ring for our main event...

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Ricardo Rodriguez: The following matchup is scheduled for onefall! Coming down to the ring! He Is the Intercontinental Champion! Albbbeerrroooottooo Deeeelllll RRRRIIIIOOOO!



Lawler: Let's see how Del Rio goes up agaisn't Batista though...



Ricardo: Del Rio! Del Rio! Del Rio!



Cole: What a great Intercontinental Champion!



Lawler: Just not a respectable one...



Cole: Oh come on..he won that title fair and square... I respect Del Rio!







Gene Okerlund: And his opponent...The Animal! Batista!

Lawler: Here comes the Animal!



Cole: Our #1 Contender...



Lawler: The future WWE Champion in my opinion!



Lawler: What a beast...



Cole: Here we go! Main event!



*DING DING DING*



Cole: They circle the ring...



Cole: Now they lock up...



Cole: Batista is the stronger of the two as he begins to push him in the corner...



Lawler: Im sure glad im not Del Rio right now...



Cole: He drives his shoulder into Del Rio's stomach!



Cole: He's lifting him up to the top!



Cole: Now he's got him crotching the top rope!



Lawler: Ouch that's gotta hurt the family jewels!



Cole: And slams him down!



Lawler: What is Batista thinking now?



Cole: He drops a hard fist to his face!



Lawler: Now lifts him up...



Lawler: Batista is just so strong...



Lawler: He could really do anything to Del Rio right now...



Cole: That's true...scary...but true...



Cole: But the speed of Del Rio!



Cole: He goes right UP and over Batista!



Lawler: Dropkick!



Cole: There we go! Del Rio gets the big man down!



Lawler: That's something Del Rio is better then Batista at...Speed!



Cole: That and agility....yup!



Cole: He's thinking high risk!



Lawler: He's up high!



Cole: And lands ontop of him hard!



Lawler: Could this be it?



The Ref counts...
1...
2...



Cole: No! Batista kicks out!



Cole: Hes mesuring him...



Lawler: Del Rio is going to slam him!



Lawler: DDT!



Cole: Ouch that one's gotta hurt Batista!



Cole: Uh oh...what's he thinking...



Cole: Cross arm breaker!



Lawler: Will Batista tap out!



Cole: He's squirming! He might tap out right here!



Lawler: Batista is trying to get to the ropes!



Lawler: Oh! No! He's not going for the ropes anymore?!



Lawler: Oh My God! Look at the Power Of Batista!



Cole: He's lifted Del Rio right up off his back!



Cole: And slams him down!



Cole: He broke the hold!



Cole: He covers him!



The Ref Counts...
1...
2...



Cole: Del Rio kicks out!



Lawler: That was close there...



Cole: The animal is up now!



Cole: What's he thinkin!



Lawler: He's up high!



Lawler: Spinebuster!



Lawler: The animal is unleashed!



Cole: Del Rio is getting up!



Lawler: I see a Batista bomb coming!



Lawler: What the hell is CM Punk doing in the ring! He came out of nowhere!



Cole: He slide in the ring without almost anybody noticing!



Cole: And now he just smoked Batista in the head with the WWE Championship!

*DING DING DING DING DING DING*

Lawler: This match is over, but I don't think Punk even cares about the match...



Cole: Batista is OUT!



Lawler: CM Punk just sent a message to the #1 contender.

Cole: I can't wait for No Way Out...when this two men collide for the WWE Championship...will Batista beat Punk and take the title? Or will Punk somehow defend his beloved championship!

Lawler: Thank you everybody for coming to Raw...we will see you at No Way Out!