Raw #2

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Cole: Hello everybody and welcome to Raw!

Lawler: We keep revamping to keep improving for all you diehard fans! Tonight we are in Columbus at the Nationwide Arena!

Cole: Yeup! And we have a sold out crowd of 18, 500 fans here tonight!

Lawler: We also have some huge news...

Cole: That's for sure, we now have the No Way Out offical poster right here tonight!

Lawler: And we are going to show you just after we hear a few words from our acting General Manager Teddy long...






Lawler: He's got some important information to tell all of us here tonight...





Teddy Long: Hello Columbus! Welcome to Raw! We are on the road to Wrestlemania and that means alot of things! So far we know that Batista will be taking on CM Punk for the WWE Championship in our main event of No Way Out! That will prove to be a hell of a contest...which brings us to our main event this evening! As for tonight...our two champions...Alberto Del Rio and CM Punk will be teaming up agaisn't the #1 contender...Batista! and Kofi Kingston!...Now as you all know that I have some not so great news...as you all saw last week...Rey Mysterio has suffered an injury and will be out of the ring for a while.


Teddy Long: ..could I have Eddie Guerrero come down to the ring please?





Cole: Well as you see, Eddie is holding BOTH the WWE Tag Team Championships in his hands right now...



Lawler: Yeup, and that doesn't look good for Eddie...




Teddy Long: Well playa...im really sorry to tell you this, but since you do not have the other half of the tag team Champions with you, Im going to have to relinquish the WWE Tag Team Championships from you...just set them down right here...




Teddy Long: Im really sorry to have to do that to you playa...but on another note im not going to take away your opportunity to get these titles back around your waist! Tonight we are going to have a 4 way battel royale style tag team match where whichever man wins, will win it for his team and will challenge YOU and your choice of a partner at No Way Out for the now Vacant WWE Tag Team Championships!



Eddie: Well ill do my best to find a partner who is even just as half good as Rey Mysterio in this ring...but sounds good to me Teddy, ill have a partner ready by No Way Out...



Eddie: Okay muchacho! I will hold MY WWE Tag Team Championships again!

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Lawler: We are back here now...what a big anouncement from our GM! We have two confirmed matches for No Way Out now! It should be a great Pay Per View.

Cole: That's for damn sure, but it's now time to show you the poster for No Way Out...

Lawler: Here it is...




Lawler: Looks good eh Cole! Wow! Batista right on the front!

Cole: Yeup he is the animal! And he's hungry for that WWE Championship of CM Punk!

Lawler: Well lets get down to the action now!

Gene Okerlund: The following matchup is a battle royale tag match, where the winners will face off for the WWE Tag Team Championships at No Way Out!






Gene Okerlund: Making their ways to the ring! Team number 1...they are from San Juan, Puerto Rico...Primo and Epico!





Gene Okerlund: And their openents, making their way to the ring...they are Evan Bourne! and Santino Marella!




Lawler: What an odd pairing we've got there...

Cole: Agreed...have these men even teamed before?





Gene Okerlund: The next team...they are Darren Young and Justin Gabriel!








Gene Okerlund: And the last team...they are the team of The Miz...The Big Show...ShoMiz!





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Lawler: Well here we go! One of these teams will be challenging for the WWE Tag Team Championships!



Cole: Well most of them all go to work on the Big Show! Trying to get the largest man out of this match early is probably a good plan...




Lawler: Wow! That power of the Big Show!

Cole: Big Show just powers out of it and throws all the men to the mat!




Cole: And right away Big Show grabs Justin Gabriel...



Cole: And throws Justin Gabriel right out of the ring! He's been eliminated!




Cole: And now showcasing the power of the Big Show again! Big Show lifts Darren Young up high!




Cole: And throws him into Justin Gabriel! Both Darren Young and Gabriel are now eliminated...






Cole: Double dropkick from Primo and Epico to The Big Show!



Cole: The Big Show is now eliminated...




Cole: Out of nowhere Evan Bourne catches both Primo and Epico in a diving cross body!




Cole: He now goes to help out his partner...






Cole: Hurricanrana to The Miz from Evan Bourne! What a move!




Cole: Ouch...Primo and Epico hit Evan Bourne with a double clothesline...





Cole: And now Santino with a clothesline of his own! This time taking down both Primo and Epico!





Cole: Now Santino is trying to toss out Primo...



Cole: But Epico is coming to help his partner stay in this thing!



Cole: But I don't think anybody see's the Miz!





Cole: And The Miz throws them all out so quickly! Wow!



Cole: Miz is very proud of himself for that one!

Lawler: Miz doesn't see Evan Bourne behind him!





Cole: A very quick back body drop to The Miz Now!





Cole: Evan Bourne is thinking high risk! This could be the shooting star press he is famous for!



Cole: But what the hell is the Big Show doing up there!



Cole: Oh my god...The Big Show just pushed Evan Bourne right off the top rope...



Cole: And now Miz grabs ahold of him...





Cole: And tosses him right out of the ring...





Gene Okerlund: Here are your winners! The Big Show...The Miz...ShoMiz!

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Joey Styles: I am now joined here by our WWE Champion CM Punk...now Punk...explain WHY you attacked Batista last week after he became the #1 Contender for that very championship you are holding over your shoulder?



CM Punk: Attack? No...I was not attacking him...I was sending him a message...letting him now that he can't just expect to be a winner or think of himself of anything more then a loser before he defeats me...which we all know will never happen...I just had to give him a little taste of what is going to happen at No Way Out...and you know what!




CM Punk: I don't need somebody interview me! Im the best in the world! Im a better Wrestler then Batista! Im better on the mic then all of the other superstars...Im better at commenting as you saw last week! And you're damn right im better in the interview segments! Im better then all of you damn low life losers in the audience tonight! And especialy...and I mean ESPECIAL all you people watching at home...just watch tonight! I don't need Del Rio's help but he can take care of mr boom boom while I send yet another message to Batista...

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Cole: Well that was an interesting interview with CM Punk...

Lawler: Exactly what you should expect from someone so cocky as himself...



Gene Okerlund: The following matchup is scheduled for onefall, making his way to the ring....he is the World's Strongest Man...Mark Henry!





Cole: Here comes one of...if not THE most dominate superstar on our Roster...



Gene Okerlund: And already in the ring..Ted DiBiase...



*DING DING DING*






Cole: and Mark Henry right away with a clothesline to Ted...






Cole: He's settin him up...





Lawler: And Henry just CRUSHES DiBiase!




Cole: He lifts him up...

Lawler: Things don't look good for Ted DiBiase now...




Cole: World's strongest slam!




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Cole: Well that was no surprise...





Cole: Wait what?

Lawler: What's John Cena coming out here for?




Lawler: Mark Henry doesn't look to impressed with Cena coming out here...



Cena: Yo! Listen up Henry! Ive been watching you these past two weeks and frankly, im not impressed! Anybody can just come out here and beat down random superstars...you gotta be real people to make a name for yourself around here...so ive got a proposal for you...you and me one on one at No Way Out...let's just see if you can stay undefeated Mark!




Lawler: Im pretty sure that was a yes...








Cole: Well there ya go...we have yet another No Way Out match announced!

Lawler: Yes! No Way Out is going to be one hell of a pay per view...



Cole: Let's look at the card for No Way Out! We've got the WWE Tag Team Championship on the line! Eddie Guerrero and his choice of a partner will take on ShoMiz.



Lawler: And then just in we've got the Undefeated Mark Henry to take on John Cena!



Cole: And last but certainly not least, we've got the WWE Championship match...the #1 contender Batista will take on our own WWE Champion CM Punk!

Lawler: Well so far No Way Out looks like a great pay per view and I really can't wait...

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Cole: Well we are back and ready for some more action!





Lawler: Here comes The big red monster...



Cole: And he's got somethin to say...




Kane: Last week! You all saw! We had a triple threat match to crown a #1 contender for the WWE Championship match...you all witnessed it...Shawn Michaels, Batista...and the big red machine went to hell and back! You all know why! Because we all want to be WWE Champion and we all know we can beat CM Punk in the ring...



Kane:Now do you all know why im not facing CM Punk at No Way Out? Do you all know why Im not challenging for the WWE Championship? BECAUSE of Shawn Michaels! He cost me that much! That son of a bitch cost me my shot at the WWE Championship! And he's going to pay! If he wasn't in that match I would be WWE Champion by No Way Out! The Hear Break Kid is nothin...





Cole: And here comes Shawn Michaels!

Lawler: He does not look happy about this!






Shawn Michaels: Kane! What the hell is wrong with you? We both fought a fair match and Batista won...my fault? You lost fair and square and you know it!



Kane: Who do you think you are! Coming into my ring!



Shawn Michaels: Im the heart freaking break kid and this is MY ring! Don't disrespect me!



Kane: You just made a BIG mistake...now you're going to go through..HELL!




Cole: Oh! Kane just Hit Michaels with the mic!



Lawler: And he hits him again! Holy crap!






Lawler: Wow! It just got hot in here!




Cole: Kane just sent a message to Shawn Michaels...

Lawler: There's no doubt about that...

Cole: And to the whole WWE universe to.

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Lawler: It's now time for our Main Event of the evening!

Cole: I've been waiting for this one!





Ricardo Rodriguez: Coming to the ring! He is the Intercontinental Champion! You wrestling saviour! Alberto Del Riiiioooo!




Cole: Here comes out Intercontinental Champion!







Cole: Here comes the best in the world!



Lawler: Self proclaimed!





Lawler: We have now our ONLY two champions teaming up here right now.

Gene: His partner, the WWE Champion! CM Punk!








Gene: Making his way to the ring, their opponent..Kofi Kingston!







Gene: and his partner! He is the ANIMAL! Batista!



Lawler: And here comes out #1 contender!




Cole: He is a threat to Punk's title, there is no doubt about that!





Gene: The following matchup is our main event of the evening! It is a tag team match scheduled for onefall!

*DING DING DING*



Cole: We are starting off with Kingston and Punk as they lock up here...



Cole: Punk grabs Kofi's head right off the bat...




Cole: He hits him with a headlock takeover...




Cole: And rolls into a nice side headlock...





Cole: Now Kofi grabs his arm and pulls out of that Headlock.





Cole: He rolls onto his back...



Cole: And quickly slides off Punk's back




Cole: He runs at him and grabs his head!



Cole: And hits him with a bulldog that sends Punk's head hard into the mat.




Cole: He goes for a quick cover...



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Lawler: Punk easily kicks out at 2...there's no way he could have won with that so early...





Cole: Kofi is thinking vertical suplex...




Lawler: Great quick vertical suplex by Kingston...





Cole: He drives a hard knee into Punk's head now.






Cole: Here comes that boom drop!




Cole: But Punk roles out of the way!





Lawler: Punk hits Kofi with a knee to the face!




Cole: Punk makes the tag to Del rio.






Cole: And now he hits Kofi with a clothesline!





Cole: Del Rio begins to work that arm, stomping on that poor arm of Kofi's.





Cole: Now Del Rio grabs him with bad intentions...





Cole: Del Rio makes the quick tag to Punk now...



Cole: Punk's on the top rope now!




Cole: And Wow! What a double team from Punk and Del Rio as Punk comes flying off the top rope into a flying clothesline!




Cole: Punk coves him and the ref counts...

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Cole: And Kofi quicks out at 2.






Cole: Punk irish whips Kofi into the ropes.





Lawler: Yes! But Kofi sees his chance and hits Punk with a dropkick!



Cole: He's now crawling over trying to make that tag!




Lawler: Who's gunna make the tag first!?!?



Cole: Punk tag's Del Rio!




Cole: Can Kofi make the tag before Del Rio gets to him?




Cole: Oh but Del Rio catches up to him and drags him to the middle of the ring...



Lawler: Batista is just dieing to get in that ring!




Cole: He places him in the corner.





Cole: And now he lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle.




Lawler: But Kofi pushes Alberto Del Rio off the top turnbuckle!



Lawler: He's thinkin high risk!




Cole: Flying cross body.

Lawler: Kofi can possibly make the tag now!



Cole: He's crawling over...




Lawler: Kofi makes the tag!!!

Cole: Here comes the animal.






Cole: Clothesline to Del Rio!




Cole: He knocks Punk off the ring apron.




Cole: And now drives Del Rio into the corner hard!





Cole: Batista with a huge Clothesline that sends Del Rio right down!



Lawler: What a kick to the face from the Animal!




Cole: He drags him into the center of the ring...




Cole: He covers him and the ref counts...

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Cole: Punk is in the ring to break it up!



Lawler: Batista grabs Punk!




Cole: Lifts him up!




Cole: Wow what a move, he used the ropes as leverage in that vertical suplex!



Lawler: Del Rio is up though...



Lawler: Ricardo grabs Batista's foot! What the hell!



Cole: Batista does not like that!




Cole: What's this! Del Rio with a schoolboy roll up! He could win here!



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Lawler: And thankfully Kofi breaks it up before the 3 count!




Cole: Punk grabs Kofi from behind...



Cole: Now Del Rio and Punk team up to take out Kofi...



Cole: They clothesline him right out of the ring.




Cole: Batista clotheslines Punk right out of the ring and hits Del Rio down in the ring.




Lawler: Here we go!

Cole: Things do NOT look good for Del Rio...



Cole: He lifts him HIGH up!



Lawler: Batista Bomb!



Lawler: It's all over...goodnight Del Rio...



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Lawler: And it's all over, Batista and Kofi Kingston pick up the win here tonight!




Gene Okerlund: Here are your winners...Kofi Kingston and The animal Batista!



Cole: Punk is scurrying out with his WWE Championship...




Lawler: Del Rio is still in the ring though...






Lawler: Trouble in paradise!



Lawler: Well Kofi just sent a message to Alberto Del Rio...



Cole: And there leaves our WWE Champion...he doesn't even care about his partner...

Lawler: He doesn't care about anybody Cole...



Lawler: And there we see our #1 Contender standing tall...

Cole: Yeup and that's all we have for tonight on Raw...

Lawler: Thank you all for joining us.

Cole: Goodnight